Middle School Musical is the first song in the Animal School Musical.
- Pretty Girl: I'm spunky
- Cool Guy: I'm funky
- Fat Kid: I'm the one who's chunky
- Jock: I'm the jock
- Nerdy Girl: And I'm the nerd
- Flunky: And I'm the loser flunky
- All: We represent kid archetypes who shouldn't get along
- But look at how we love each other when we sing this song
- Cheerleaders: Middle School, Middle School...
- Fat Kid: 4-ever! It's awesome-tacular, it's Middle School 4-ever!
- All: Middle School, that's Middle School 4-ever!
- Middle School Musical!