We'd Rather Do Anything But Sing is the fifth song in the Animal School Musical.
Lyrics[]
Adam: All day long it's the same old thing
I open my mouth and I have to sing
Windsor: I liken it to having gas, that sticks with you
Adam, Windsor and Slips: No matter how much you pass ...
(Flatulence)
We'd rather do anything than sing!
Slips: I'd gladly take rickets
Adam: I'd rather have worms
Windsor: Some mild diarrhea or non-threatening germs
Adam, Windsor and Slips: We'd rather do anything than sing! Anything at all
We'd rather to anything than sing all day, But we're trapped in a musical!
Slips: I'll take extra homework
Adam: Please give me a test
Mr. Hornbill: I'd gladly comply, but I'm likewise possessed
Lupe: Please give us detention
Ingrid: Or send us away
Mr. Mandrill: I'd sure like to help but I have to plié
Lupe, Ingrid and Mr. Mandrill: We'd rather do anything than sing! Anything at all
We'd rather do anything than sing all day But we're trapped in a musical!
Henry: We'll do extra push-ups
Phineas: Or run one more lap
Coach Gills: But sweating won't shut even Horace's yap
Horace: I don't ever talk but now I don't have a choice.
It's really quite awful 'cause I don't like my voice.
Nurse Gazelle: I'll get my credential
Henry: I'll stand in the road
Ms. Chameleon: I'll stop teaching acting
Mrs. Warthog: I'll kiss this old toad
Adam: I'll try a new outfit
Windsor: I'll give up my wit
Principal Pixiefrog: Just stop this foul music
Dickie: I don't mind it a bit
Cast: We'd rather do anything than sing! Anything at all
We'd rather to anything than sing all day But we're trapped in a musical!
In a winter, summer, spring, and...
Jake: PANTS!!
Cast: Fall, you idiot!
Jake: Okay!
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